Quickie

Zebulon B. Vance (May 13, 1830- April 14 1894) was an American Civil War hero and three-time Governor of North Carolina. A prodigious writer, Vance became one of the most influential southern leaders of the Civil War and post-bellum periods.

I typed "Vance is a Hero" into Google image search. This is what came up. He's a mythic, C.P. Squires-esque hero. He was active during the Civil War, but was obviously a space traveler from the future. He was not simply a time traveler, because they have names like "Cabal" or "Bishop." People named Zebulon do have the ability to traverse time, but they need massive space ships to do so.

I'll have another, richer, bustier post soon, but this picture pretty much spoke for itself, and was bound to make Jimmy wet his pants (or someone else's). Too good not to post.